Jane: "oh John, do we have to go out EVERY weekend? It's always so loud and packed with douche bags..."
John: "Well Jane, if you want to be cool you have to go out...to maintain a 'presence'. Plus, you like seeing your friends right? The 'douche bags', as you call them, just come with he territory."
Jane: "But John, I want to have my cake and eat it too! JOHN!!!! FIX IT!!!!"
Narrator: Gees, John is in a real fix here, isn't he folks? What can he do? He'd dare not upset Jane, and he can't go out unless he comes up with a solution...FAST!
John: " There there sweet Janie, don't be upset. Just give me a minute to think this through....[long pause, John is visibly sweating]....
...JANE! THATS IT! But of course, why didn't I think of it sooner! Janie we're saved!"
Jane: "Oh John, I knew you could do it! Tell me, whatever can we do?"
John. "Jane, grab your coat and call your best girlfriends. We're going to La Tour!
Narrator: Well folks, it looks like John isn't as stupid as he looks. John knows La Tour is the only place in town where, with a few friends, you can be sure to have an evening 'douche bag' free. Be smart like John and keep La Tour in mind the next time your girlfriend or boyfriend has a case of the douche-bag-blues.
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